May 08 - Newsletter

The May 2008 newsletter just came out.

 

Visiball  Sunglasses for Golfers:  The Visiball sunglasses are the product of the month.  Summer's just around the corner and that means Golfing season is in full swing, haha, get it 'full swing'? Okay well my puns are as bad as my drives which means that the first stop every season is at the pro shop for a couple dozen balls which I generously donate back to the course via the woods, creeks and lakes. Well this year I'm making an investment in some Visiball® sunglasses. They're specially designed to help you find your golf ball in thick grass and dirt. Which means I can start saving money on golf balls and strokes off my score because I don't have to drop another ball. Now if you don't have a problem losing your golf balls these sunglasses come with 3 alternate lenses: The gray protect your eyes from the sun during bright days, the yellow enhance your vision in low light (evening golf, cloudy days), and the green ones remove contrasts and shadows allowing you to improve your read of the greens. So no matter what your skill level, the 4-in-1 version has something for everyone.

 

Gear Up Clock: A new item, just in time for Father's Day. These clocks are sharp. We saw these at a show in Las Vegas and had to get some. Their molded plastic clocks with a glass frame bolted on. The gears within the clock move as it runs. These clocks really look great and you can hang them on a wall or set them on a desk or shelf with the included stand. Really a great Father's Day gift.

 

Beer Pagers: Sure, sure it seems crazy at first glance but just think of it, how many times have you set your beer down to do something real quick and come back to a table of 2 or 3 beers all partly finished, which one is yours? Or how about you set it down for a second and then you come back and someone has just viscously assumed you were done with it and poured the rest out? There's even the occasion where you say, where did I leave my beer. You panic, your palms start to sweat, your heart begins to race, your face becomes flush.... Well my friends never again. The beer pager is the answer to all your problems. Not only does it keep your beer cold, it comes with a remote so you can find it. People won't touch it because it's in your coozy and your remote ensures you can set it down safely and never have to worry about forgetting again. Just think of the life, free of fear knowing that your beer will always be cold and safe.

Of course it fits any regular bottle or can, so can use it for soda too.

Comes in two versions:

Golfer: Remote makes the sound of a golf ball ricoching off of a couple of trees and into some water.

Biker: Remote makes the sound of a motorcycle.